insane zebra attack

this is a repost from my Myspace blog on 2/28/09

okay… so me and the bf are up last night watching it on espn because that’s all thats on rite now… and he breaks it down for me cuz u know all i know is that its… the World Series for little league baseball… lolz… so there are two brackets… ok… one is all the qualifying teams in the US play each other… to be the best in the United States… and AT THE SAME TIME… there’s the international bracket… where all the other countries’ teams are involved… and i’m like ok… then it dawns on me… if the American teams are playing each other to represent America in the international bracket… what the fuck is America doing in the international bracket while everyone else is playing fucking games??? and after a lot of confusing misunderstandings… i find out that all the other teams in the international bracket (besides America) are competing to play the team that wins in the American bracket… which means that the WORLD series of little league baseball is actually the AMERICA vs. the rest of the world… series… hmmm… i don’t know about any of you… but that really bothered THE SHIT outta me… and the bf being the all american sports enthusiast that he his… keeps vouching for the fucking event… american’s dont wanna see japan and canada play… it won’t be as interesting if America isn’t in it… yadda yadda… i was just really perturbed by it… cuz if i was a fucking little league baseball player in fucking Uruguay i would think it EXTREMELY unfair that the muther fucking WORLD SERIES of my sport… isn’t a world series at all… it’s a fucking exhibition game for america and whoever it is that manages to scrap it out against 2nd class countires… i mean don’t get me wrong… i live in this country… and that being so… i’m also very conceited and a bit of an elitist because of it… so i don’t give a fuck if they make those little league teams play against each other in fucking dirt and barbed wire enclosed fields to the fucking death… to play Chula Vista lmao… just don’t fucking call it the WORLD SERIES… because thats bull shit… unless everyone starts off at the bottom and earns a position in the championship game as equal teams from their representative countries… it’s not a world series… ahem… rant done. :)

first off… i decided to name this blog “ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!” because that is what i always say during intense moments… and intense moments are probably what i will be blogging about here

ayfs = are you fucking serious (durrr)

now…

this is what really pushed me to start blogging like this again…

there was this muther fucker… i can’t even say i met him… that i used to talk to… maybe 2.5 years ago… and not really “talked” like that… just spoke on the phone…

i “met” him one night when he accidentally dialed my house number by mistake (yes it sounds fucking ridiculous but this is all real) and then repeatedly kept calling me back because he said “you have a nice voice”… i dont know hoooooow the fuck he got me to actually finally stay on the phone with him… but i did… we had conversation… whether actually good… i have no fuckin idea… so it was like that for a while… got to know him… never actually met in person but found out he lived less than a mile from me… kept talking… yadda yadda… not for too long… maybe a couple months, at most?… then i come to find out his ghetto ass went to jail… wow surprise surprise there!… AND… guess how i found out?! i’ll give u 1 guess!!!! 

his muther fuckin ass called me collect!!!! like multiple times!!

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?… ugh

oh it gets better

so obviously i didnt take the calls… i mean shit he was nice or wutever… but i wasnt in love/sprung or even romantically feelin this guy… so i was ready to be over and done… BUT NO… HE wasn’t!… 

sooooooooooooo ghetto/sad/pathetic:

i guess he talked to one of his aunties and got her to call me! she was tellin me how he’s in jail… and he wants to write to me… and yadda yadda… im like OMFG… like…

wow.

she pretty much guilted me into giving her my address to give to him!

UGH!!!!!!!!! one of the dumbest things i’ve ever done… but i mean shit… what was i supposed to tell her?!?!?!?!?!??!

if u can think of how i could have avoided that w/o seeming like a bitch… please share w/me!

anyways… so he fucking writes me… just a couple of times because i never wrote back… can u imagine my ass getting fucking PRISON LETTERS?!?!?!?!?

jeezus mary and josef :(

so he stops writing and im thinking… wow… after how long u get the point… 

um, NO.

he apparently pawned off my fucking address to other INMATES! man… i was like so out of “AYFS“‘s at this point… so here i am getting random letters from dudes in jail… on that gawd damn yellow legal pad paper shit… with little drawings and all sorts of shit about them looking for a good woman lmao… just insanity…

the letters died down… and i havent gotten one ina while… but ever since i gave his aunt my address ive always been scared that he was just gonna come by my house one day :( like that 1 episode of the Golden Girls! :’(

so i had honestly completely forgotten about this fucker… 

and then guess who called my house today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like… this muther fucker still remembers my name and my number… i dont kno whether to be scared or just plain…. mortified! ugh

i made the mistake of picking up the first time… and hung up in his face when he said his name lmao… and he called again… and just picked up and hung up real fast… cuz theres no way i want his ass leaving fucking messages on my answering machine

i just really hope this muther fucker leaves me alone :(

i originally started blogging on myspace… and i don’t even know if you could consider it blogging… it was more like an online journal that had a few readers… i just have always loved sharing about shitty/funny/ridiculous/blah type shit… like a diary… but you can read it… if you want :)

and she’s off!………………………………………….